but then I can not dance around the stage like a Maniac. So just let’s all hope those sticks and stonies break some one elses bones.

When you eat cauliflower you should really watch out, it gives a lot of gasses to your body center. But then again if your nails are falling apart for not having eaten veggies the whole winter, maybe your friends and family will have to put up with your farting. Here is a great recipe:

A big fuckin cauliflower (steal it from some stupid farmer, not guarding his grounds at night!). Put it in a steamboiler for 15 min.  Be shure to have someone peeling the ‘tatoes (it’s so fucking boring). Make a sauce béchamel (melt butter, mix in flour and then add hot milk, season with nutmeg – which you can also eat a lot of to get some really freaky hallucinations), fry some bacon and mix in the sauce. Shove it down with a lot of really strong beer and wait for your doctor to fix your heart… but it’s good.

You can also eat the cauliflower raw, but I think my body would react really wierd to that. Let’s not shock it.