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The band is also getting ready for some live action next weekend when we will stream a concert live here on the net for you. Check back during the next couple of days to get more information on when and so on.

I made a new receipe on rasberry daquiri yesterday, and it kind of rocked… so here you are:

1 pt frozen rasberries

1 pt Bacardi RAZZ (or any light rum)

1 pt Sprite

Mix berries and booze in a blender. Pour in a tall glass with frosting on the edge. Put a pink straw in it and fill up with lemonade. Stir carefully. Down it within’ seconds to reach the fattest buzz with the razz!

Life is the magic shit in a well prepared spliff, enjoy the sun and the rain people.

Maniac loves you

but then I can not dance around the stage like a Maniac. So just let’s all hope those sticks and stonies break some one elses bones.

When you eat cauliflower you should really watch out, it gives a lot of gasses to your body center. But then again if your nails are falling apart for not having eaten veggies the whole winter, maybe your friends and family will have to put up with your farting. Here is a great recipe:

A big fuckin cauliflower (steal it from some stupid farmer, not guarding his grounds at night!). Put it in a steamboiler for 15 min.  Be shure to have someone peeling the ‘tatoes (it’s so fucking boring). Make a sauce béchamel (melt butter, mix in flour and then add hot milk, season with nutmeg – which you can also eat a lot of to get some really freaky hallucinations), fry some bacon and mix in the sauce. Shove it down with a lot of really strong beer and wait for your doctor to fix your heart… but it’s good.

You can also eat the cauliflower raw, but I think my body would react really wierd to that. Let’s not shock it.

Been cooking a soup today. Not so shure it’s healthy. Anyway it may come as a surprise for my friends. They drove several hours to get here… to my cabin in the woods, which they so rudely make fun of. Well… see who’ll laugh the loudest when they find out they’s drunk from my soup. And can’t drive home tonight!!! Moahahahaha. Good thing by the way that Bedlam finally gave me the key to the cabin. I’m now in charge of the boozeproduction in the band… soon we can afford another pressing of the album from selling moonshine.

Peace out suckers/ Maniac fuckin’ Daniels