Ramblings of the Mutt
It’s the middle of the night and I just woke up. My head’s still spinning after yesterday’s whiskey race with myself. I won. Soon I’ll be getting in the van to go to Stockholm Rock Out. If memory serves me, the other trips we’ve taken are quite interesting. There’s alot of trash talk going on and I think it will be even worse this time around.
I now see the flaw in the plan I mentioned in my other posts. I was going to steal Stuff’s magic hat, since it’s obviously the source behind his power. And I’m power hungry. But if I do, there’s no escaping him or the others. Hopefully I can exchange his hat with mine while noone is looking and he’ll never notice!
Also I can’t wait to go on stage this afternoon and kick off the whole thing. Kickass. And tomorrow Halmstad will be mine when we do another show there.
Gotta get my head to stop spinning now.
I totally lied last time. Not about Maniac, no matter what he’s trying to say on Facebook, but about this post. I write alot about Maniac, but that’s just because I don’t think he can read it himself. So if I offend him my “reader guy” I’ve hired for Maniac will skip the really nasty parts. I guess what I’m trying to say is that it’s about time that I started talking shit about some of the other members. And by “shit” I mean lie, and by talk I mean “spew”.
Since I know some of you disapprove of “spewing” here’s a picture of a puppy
So there’s not alot of talk about Bedlam. I know what he does on friday nights and let me tell you, it ain’t pretty. I’ve actually seen him drink a can of soda. I asked him if there was booze in it but he refused to answer. The bastard. And let’s not forget about Stuff, the so called womanizer from the east. The bastard thinks he’s gonna steal all of my sweet ladies, but he won’t know what hit him when I’m done with him. What can you say about 3B that hasn’t already been said? Well, how about the FACT that he refuses to play shows unless he gets fish for dinner. FISH! What kind of rock n’ rollers are these people?!
Not pictured: Rock n’ roll
So before I leave you for today, here’s a picture that might help you figure out my plan for the ride to Stockholm Rock Out on friday.