Maniacisms and Poetry
Too much ass for Facebook!
by Maniac on Mar.12, 2011, under Maniacisms and Poetry
We’re being censored by Facebook, but see if they can stop us on our own website.
I’m just worried what to wear when we play at Mejeriet March 25th. WHAT WILL I WEAR?
Steady as a Rock!
by Maniac on Feb.05, 2011, under Maniacisms and Poetry
Half of the songs has got new bass tracks. Tomorrow we aim to do the rest. The rock is a steady mofo. Almost chocking cool, he has invested in a piece of Rock weaponry that literally will blow your minds!
Say hello to the bass!
2011, Killer Clan of F.U.N.´s year!…
by Big Boned Barabas on Jan.08, 2011, under Maniacisms and Poetry
I´m happy about christmas being over and stoked about this year, 2011 HERE WE COME!.
Enough of celebrations for now and let´s start looking forward to these upcoming 12 months that will change the world, rock music, and probably you too. Cuz when the new album is here it will make your days happier, for the whole 365 days of 2011. No, for the rest of your life.
And I can tell you that it is a hard process to make the greatest album ever, but it makes you feel like a brand new person. And we WILL make the greatest album, just like we’ve promised you!.
Have a nice weekend and I´ll see you soon
!// 3B
Who plays the Bass?
by Maniac on Dec.04, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
The Mutt has made it official that he is leaving Killer Clan of F.U.N. today. We are still good friends and it’s sad, but we respect the decision and wish you love and happiness! This puts us in the position that we need a bassplayer that also want world domination, parties, girls and a whole lot of rock n roll! Help us spread the word so we can find the right one fast. We are in the middle of recording a great album and as soon as it’s finished we are going on tour.
A little Christmas Spirit
by The Mutt on Nov.30, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
That’s right killerheads. The Mutt goes all christmasy. I’ve you’re anything like me, and why wouldn’t you be, you’re currently thinking of the best way to survive until christmas. The best way is to get to know new friends. Here’s what you do. You buy to crates of Jack Daniels with twelve bottles in each. You then carefully wrap this boxes in christmas paper, and write the numbers one through twentyfour on top of the different bottles. Finally you add a small pocket knife on a string to the entire thing.
Pimping totally optional
Now, when the first of december comes along, as soon as you wake up, you carefully grab the pocket knife and carve a hole where the number one is. Then you relieve your box from the very first christmas Jack Daniels you got. Now, open the bottle, start drinking and put on some great rock n’ roll-album. Then the next day you open up number two and so on. By christmas you will probably want your drink so quickly you won’t have time for the pocket knife, and just shove your fist down the wrapping. This is totally ok, and just means that you’re finally good enough friends with Mr. Daniels, that you can call him by his true name: John.
Rock´n 3B
by Big Boned Barabas on Nov.17, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
Hey boys’ n girls, i want you to comment wich the best Rock albums is, and the best comment of why it is the best Will get two free tickets to RockBåten in Helsingborg, the 26 of November.
You Can “also write it on The Killer Clan’s fan page on Facebook: www.FaceBook.com/Killerclanoffun
Time For Fight!.
by Big Boned Barabas on Nov.16, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
Okey Stuff just spreading some rumors because that he´s jealous on me. Just to complete this fight between me and Stuff will i tell you some things about him to.
I like Stuff i really do, but i don´t think that he will make it without any girls. And when we´re out on the road with the Clan we usualy take a couples of beers or just having a fucking good time in the bus, except one, and that is Stuff, because he is looking on a movie with John Travolta or an movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and making noises that only girls does in the bed.
He always tries to sneak up on Maniac & me when we´re trying to sleep.
He always want to take a shower with you and rub your back with oil
He´s just so……wait for it………waiit for iiit…………Gay.
Stuff you should thank me for saying these words for you,and knowing that we´ll always will love you for who you are and for what you´re doing. And i just got to say the key for you and for the rest of your life, you have to accept it bro!.
Have a good week now fellas, ching ching and good night.
// 3B
3rd entry on the top 10 album list
by Stuff on Nov.13, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
Hello everybody, I thought that I should share another entry on my top ten list of the greatest records ever made. Keep in mind that it is my personal thoughts.
This time I will add an album by the greatest band ever, the band that has made the biggest mark on me and they are also the reason that I play guitar today. KISS, what a fucking kick ass band. Paul Stanley with his awesome voice and might be the greatest showman on stage still today, Ace Frehley the greatest guitarplayer ever, Peter Criss with his cool whiskey-voice and also we have Gene Simmons, The Demon that wrote hits with attitude back in the days.
I will add their first album to the list that just goes by the name KISS. Songs like Strutter, Deuce, Cold Gin, Black Diamond, 100 000 Years and Let Me Know just to mention some of the songs. There is magic written all over the record which I just cant put my finger on, you gotta hear it, and LOUD!
Check out my list here and sit back and relax and let your ears take in some of the greatest music ever composed.
Tomorrow I will reaveal a very juicy fact about someone in Killer Clan. So check back tomorrow and read for sure.
Rock Out! / Stuff
Tip of the week from BBB!
by Big Boned Barabas on Nov.12, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
Hello Fellas, hope you boys and girls had a great week cuz i had!. Here is a little tip to make the weekend a little more awsome.
The first thing to do would be to buy a lot of beer,liqour or anything else that doesn´t taste like sugar and strawberrys, and if you do like strawberrys or cosmopolitans you´re might be a little bit like Stuff, and in his case that would be that he is pretending like a girl. But nothing bad mean to you Stuff, you rock but not like me;).
The second moment should be to call some friends and especially some good looking girls, and throw up a big party were The Clan is on the guestlist.
And the last moment but the most important, is to put on some amazing rock´n roll on your gorgeous boombox that you´re grandmom gave you on your birthday last year. NOTE that you have to make an mixtape with: Accept, Cinderella, Ozzy, Killer Clan Of F.U.N., Mötley Crüe, AC/DC, WASP, Badmouth, Crazy Lixx, Hardcore Superstar, G`N R, Sticky Dirt, Michael Machine and many more that you would like. And by taking those advice from me (the only man in the band) should make you´re party to the biggest and greatest this weekend. And DO NOT forget to invite The Clan, cuz if you´re not, Maniac will hunt you down
.
Have a real nice Weekend and i´ll see you today or tomorrow, Adios Amigos
// 3B
Tip of the week from BBB!
by Big Boned Barabas on Nov.03, 2010, under Maniacisms and Poetry
If You Are Having a real bad hangover and it feels like You are going throw up in the next coming three months, THEN my tip Would be to put on some ass kicking dirty (maybe some fast) Rock’n Roll songs or albums.
Because That Rock’n Roll, containing so much happyness. And it Gives You an awsome atmosphere when You are at work, doing your wifes laundry or anything else in our daily lives That Should get spiced up a little bit.
Enough of this crap now. Have a nice week and stay tuned over the weekend, the Clan occupy the studio on Saturday.
/ / Love BBB



