That’s right killerheads. The Mutt goes all christmasy. I’ve you’re anything like me, and why wouldn’t you be, you’re currently thinking of the best way to survive until christmas. The best way is to get to know new friends. Here’s what you do. You buy to crates of Jack Daniels with twelve bottles in each. You then carefully wrap this boxes in christmas paper, and write the numbers one through twentyfour on top of the different bottles. Finally you add a small pocket knife on a string to the entire thing.

Pimping totally optional

Now, when the first of december comes along, as soon as you wake up, you carefully grab the pocket knife and carve a hole where the number one is. Then you relieve your box from the very first christmas Jack Daniels you got. Now, open the bottle, start drinking and put on some great rock n’ roll-album. Then the next day you open up number two and so on. By christmas you will probably want your drink so quickly you won’t have time for the pocket knife, and just shove your fist down the wrapping. This is totally ok, and just means that you’re finally good enough friends with Mr. Daniels, that you can call him by his true name: John.