Second coming in our presentation of the bandmembers is The Mutt. Not totally clear who is telling the story of the Mutt… but anyway:

The beginning

Once upon a cold-ass winter night The Mutt crawled out from under a bin in a stinky alley. Full of questions regarding where he came from and who, or perhaps more importantly WHAT, he was, he stumbled out looking for answers.

Since a confused-looking child wandering the streets seems very suspicious, it didn’t take long for the authorities to take note of him whereupon they instantly sent him to a foster family. These people decided that it would be in his best interest if he went to school, but to be honest, they were probably just trying to get him to stop pissing on the living room carpet, so off he went.

The school years

These were the years when The Mutt developed his magnificent people skills and discovered his love of rock n’ roll. Other than that nothing of interest happened. Anywhere. So sayeth The Mutt.

All the other stuff

Many years of drunken stupor followed, where The Mutt discovered his now famous love of Jack Daniels. The first love affair between these two perfect subjects of affection led to The Mutt actually becoming somewhat whipped by the beautiful bottle. He stopped seeing friends and even built it a small house for it’s birthday. But when this didn’t please old Jack, he decided to just say ”Fuck it” and drink it. And he’s been drinking it ever since.

Rock n’ roll

For reasons you already should know, The Mutt eventually joined the Killer Clan of F.U.N where he now aspires to reach the new level of stardom where people will actually, voluntarily, bring him a bottle of Jack just for the fuck of it.

First Album
He can’t remember. But it had a lot of robots on the cover. The first album he remembers was Bon Jovi – Slippery when wet.

Most ridiculous phobia
Ithyphallophobia. And for all you illiterates out there this is the fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis

Biggest secret sexual dream
Probably to have sex without having an erect penis

Favourite liquor
Well, I guess you guys can figure out that it’s Jägermei…ouch Mutt. Stop hitting me…

Favourite food
The one that’s digestible and gives you all the fat and sugar your body needs

Best gig in life
The one where they crushed their enemies, saw them driven before them and heard the lamentation of their enemies’ women. But hoping that each and every last one of all the Clan’s gigs will live up to that.

The best thing about being a part of Killer Clan of F.U.N.
Nobody tells him to stop drinking. It’s always ”Hey Mutt. Have some Jack Daniels”. Actually, there’s been talk about hiring a staff member who could provide alcohol (and cigarettes) for The Mutt

The worst thing about being a part of Killer Clan of F.U.N.
- We’ll since he got me writing this he says nothing’s bad anymore. Except for the other guys trying to steal all his women.

Who he would not like to spend the night with on a desert island
Well I don’t know if you know him, but in Sweden there is this guy with a sign saying that his high-school classmate murdered a former prime minister of Sweden. The Mutt claims that this guy is even crazier than Maniac and also adds that ”he gets enough crazy during rehearsals.”

Top 10 best songs of all time
“Well I don…ouch…Hey guys! The Mutt here. No one is writing this down but me. Since Maniac’s a fuck up and obviously hasn’t listened to a word I was saying I thought it best that I wrote this down without him. So I don’t know. Best songs ever. In no particular order. And definitely not what I would’ve chosen tomorrow but anyway.”

• Fucking Hostile – Pantera.
• Crimson – Edge of Sanity.
• Hysteria – Muse.
• Fireball – Deep Purple.
• Highway to Hell – AC/DC.
• Lori Meyers – NoFX.
• Rejected – Rancid.
• Man in Black – Johnny Cash.
• Suspicious Minds – Elvis Presley.
• I want to brek free – Queen.
• Blinded by fear – At The Gates.

“So that’s that I guess. I’m gonna have me some whiskey.” – The Mutt